Archive for November, 2013

Posted: November 22, 2013 in Uncategorized

Why is the last 42 minutes of the damn day the longest?  I’ve been at this desk for nearly eight hours, long enough to wanna beat my co-workers over the head with a keyboard, and yet, somehow, I’ve managed to show INCREDIBLE restraint, even after discovering my boss ate a big bowl of STUPID this morning.  Things are sketchy here at best, now.  Two of my really good friends were “let go”  and I know it’s just a matter of time before I’m in the unemployment line as I’ve had my hours cut YET AGAIN.  Lemme ask you this: who the hell runs an international company using ANY sort of IT 3 times a week?  They paid for it yesterday- one of my “new” days off.  My supervisor’s computer suddenly became possessed and they had to call in outside help.  Outside help at about 85.00 an hour- and lemme tell ya, I don’t make a fraction of that!  Which is of course why they keep me.  I’m a complete smartass and never produce a whole lot of tangible results, yet somehow, I make their shit happen and they don’t know how I do it.  It’s like being David fuckin’ Copperfield without the fireworks and glitter….which is kind of a shame cuz I like glitter.  I’m here as long as the checks clear, and my own personal feeling is that won’t be much longer so I started sending out resumes like a month ago.  Do you KNOW how many unemployed writers are out there??  I’m NEVER gonna get hired on anywhere!!  I keep hoping Horowitz and Kitsis are gonna stumble across my blog and go “WOW!  She’s seriously ate up!  She’s our girl!” and I get this strange late night phone call after they’ve had a few beers and I try to decide if it’s my middle son yankin’ me, or if it’s really them and how stupid I’m gonna feel if it’s not.

Ignore me.  I’m just bent because of the way my friends got “let go”.  It just proved to me that the knuckle-draggin’ owner does NOT care about anything but his bottom line- which is fine.  It’s just business, right?  Right.  But, don’t try to pass yourself off as some sort of altruistic champion of the Little People in the process.  You might just piss me off, and that’s NEVER a good idea….

Clueless in Calhoun…..

Posted: November 4, 2013 in Uncategorized

Again, I’m writing this blog post at work when I should be working.  And, again, I just can’t seem to give a shit.  There are, in my opinion, more pressing events happening in the broader world that more or less supersede the fabrication on novelty teeth.  Don’t get me wrong–I love what I actually do.  I just don’t wanna do it here.  Hence, the procrastination at listing Ebay items and my more overriding interest in the LAX shooter.

Yesterday’s post took us to Wonderland where we were given the choice of accepting a poorly fabricated  dummy with cherry preserves on it as the shooter after law enforcement had “taken him down”.  I, for one , am no fan of anatomically incorrect mannequins and believe they should ALL be taken down.  Today, we’re being told that while there’s nothing to look at here and to move along, this exact SAME scenario was prepped a month ago in yet another “training exercise”.

And then, there’s THIS:

dummylax

We really don’t need to even hear the Special Report because we know what absolute bullshit it will be!

Now, I’m obviously not a member of the medical profession, but COME ON!

Seriously?

We’re supposed to believe that this dime store dummy is an actual human being?  And for having been shot he certainly has limited blood loss, wouldn’t you agree?

No, this isn’t about another “disgruntled victim” of the TSA, this isn’t about holding a grudge ‘cuz somebody at the airport found your weed.  This is about the complete militarization of government.  This is about arming TSA agents that shouldn’t be allowed to carry squirt guns much less 9mm.

Have the Powers that Be gone completely INSANE?

I think the answer to that is a resounding “yes”.

I’ll stay on top of this one for you.  In the mean time, eyes open…..

My job doesn’t afford me a lot of “free time” on the clock, even though I try to sneak it in, so I have to admit it took me a bit to get caught up on the whole LAX shooter.  I’ve spent the last couple hours reading other “citizen journalists” takes on it and haven’t even begun to investigate the backstory yet.  Here’s what I’ve surmised since 7:30 this morning:

What utter bullshit.

Allegedly, this guy-Paul Ciancia- flips shit and goes on a rampage at the airport in Los Angeles.  As I said, I have yet to investigate the backstory, but we’ll go with that.  Lotta people are edgy these days and I’ve even considered flipping shit in WalMart, so that part of the story is, at least, plausible.

He is claimed to have been found with a note on him-some cryptic crap about killing TSA workers and the New World Order.

Okay.  This is where I have to sit up and go “Huh?”.  I don’t know about you,but when I’m feeling particularly homocidal my very first inclination is to head over to Lambert Field and take out some TSA agents, because-let’s face it- they are obviously the root of all evil.  But, let’s say for the sake of argument this guy had a legitimate bitch against them; maybe a pat-down that didn’t turn out to be as much fun as he hoped, or they found his stash going through security once, or maybe they tossed his granny out of her wheelchair and stripped searched her.  I can even go as far as to believe that.

But, THIS is what I don’t believe……

LAX shooter

This is a photo released by the New York TImes I believe (and my apologies to the Times if it wasn’t them-I’ll issue a correction) that is purported to be the shooter after they took him down.

Really. ‘cuz if it is, we have a much larger scale alien invasion on our hands than I thought, and they apparently have rasberry jam running in their veins!!

Have you ever seen blood like that?  I know I haven’t and I have witnessed everything from very nasty car accidents to slitting my own hand open (never carve up a fresh kill deer when you’re stoned…).  I’ve seen better effects on “Face Off”.  And that’s just the blood.  Let’s examine the “perp” himself.  First, he’s reported to be 23 years old.  (Well, THAT explains it; he couldn’t get enrolled in Obamacare since the site kept crashing and flipped out).To quote Wll Smith in Bad Boys II “Nigga, you at least 30″….But, this dude is obviously having a real bad day so we’ll let that point slide.  However, did he graduate from the Michael Phelps Institute for Limb Growth?  Have you ever seen ARMS that fucking long on a real human being??  Or how ’bout the torso?  He looks like William Wallace after they had him on the rack for 6 hours.  And if he was “shot in the shoulder” as reports claim, where’s the bullet wound?

Seriously.

This is the best they can do?  My 23 year old son and his buddy went to a Halloween party last weekend as RIck and Darrell from The Walking Dead and THEY had better blood effects they bought in a fucking bottle!  I don’t know which I find more offensive-Their blatant lack of talented artists on the payroll when there’s so many of us out here without a job, or the fact that They really want us to swallow this bullshit as absolute gospel.  My intelligence AND my aesthetic sensibilities are equally insulted.

I will be digging deeper into this latest False Flag as the day goes on, but I just wanted to point out that if this is the conclusion I came to in a couple of hours, what do you think everybody else is gonna think after investigating for a week?

My coffee’s cold-need a refill before I go any farther down this rabbit hole……

 

PS.  Just wanted to add this link from Beforeitsnews.com:

 

 

http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2013/11/reddit-tsa-employee-they-planned-this-2455862.html